I’m really a cat person
The last one omg
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying
what the fuck
for rainy days. a book, your favorite tv show, a cup of hot chocolate, coffee or tea and a blanket. :listen:
There is no good and evil there is only power
I swear to god I tried to scroll.
Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?
natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill
No, wait, we have to talk about this, because I honestly can’t decide what’s better here. Is it that it’s so toasty outside Clint took off his jacket and Steve felt the need to flash some cleavage? Is it Nat casually gesturing with loaded weaponry while she tells terrible dad jokes? Is it the resigned exasperation on Steve’s face? We just don’t know.
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
I gave you a rare gift, but you didn’t want it
everyone go home
THIS IMPOROVED MY LIFE
is that handles when he had a body
Depression is so isolating bc you don’t want to be a bother to anyone so you start doing really passive aggressive things to try and reach out, which makes you feel even worse so you end up quietly weeping in the bathroom and when someone knocks on the door you immediately hide yr face and clear yr throat and say “oh yeah, I’m fine.”